January 2012
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my tumblr-related new year’s resolutions:
be a thousand times more positive. that means no more snarky remarks, no complaining about things i see in the tags, no more unnecessary blacklisting, no more vague posts taking digs at other blogs. ignore things that upset me. make posts addressing problems in a more positive way. worse comes to worse, there’s always the block/unfollow...
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December 2011
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crimea river
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playing skyward sword with my brother part 2
my brother: why does that chick call him master?
me: her name is fi, and i don't know
my brother: hold on i have to think of something funny for tumblr
me: i'm going to kill myself
playing skyward sword with my brother
(link drowns in quicksand)
my brother: that noise link just made sounded like he was choking on dick
me: um okay
my brother: does that make you mad?
me: what?
my brother: that i said link chokes on dick
me: no
my brother: post that on tumblr
me: okay.....
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“tighten up whatever you humans have instead of bolts, and let’s get going, phoo-weep!”
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i let my brother play skyward sword for five minutes while i was angry blogging and all he did was run around playing the harp while saying “let me play you the song of my people” and then he started singing “yo ho yo ho a pirate’s life for me”
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