February 2012
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my dad got home at 3 am and gave me a wad of dollar bills and was like “here’s the money i owe you”
what
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i don’t even know what’s happening but i’ve been laughing so hard for so long that my throat is sore and my sides hurt and when i went to stand up my pants fell down like to the floor
i guess i burned so many calories laughing i went down a pants size
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The Courageous Adventures of Crimean Royal Knight...
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ONE DAY CRIMEAN ROYAL KNIGHT FIFTH PLATOON CAPTAIN KIERAN WAS TAKING A MANLY STROLL THROUGH THE FLOWER GARDEN. HE WAS STOPPING TO ENJOY THE FLOWERS, THOUGH OF COURSE HE WAS NOT FROLICKING BECAUSE A DUTIFUL KNIGHT OF CRIMEA DOES NOT LET HIS GUARD DOWN FOR A SINGLE SECOND. UNFORTUNATELY, HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED, A CERTAIN SQUINTY-EYED DEVIL WITH NO SENSE OF HONOR OR DIGNITY,...
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do you ever unfollow people and then check their blogs afterwards to see if they made any sly digs towards you because you unfollowed them
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i’m going to be starring in a new musical, it’s called how to piss off people on the internet without really trying
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